Sooners Soar Past Kansas, 52-7

Mark your calendars people- Let October 20^th be known as the day Sooner Nation saved Ryan from his self. I think my next mission will be to lobby for this day to officially be his birthday. He has been reborn! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

Week one of The Bet of All Bets went down without a hitch. Here is a video of Ryan receiving his first goodie bag:

 

You may have noticed Ryan’s defiance throughout the video. Trust me, he will pay for that with what’s left of his dignity.

After staring his fate-in-a-bag straight in the face, Ryan suited up for the big day:

 

I happen to be especially fond of the knee-high socks and the temporary tattoo that he is still sporting some 3+ days later…?

After a complete makeover, I’m ready to paint the town crimson and cream with my lady! We hit up campus for the Homecoming parade and took the scenic route, wading through the tailgating tents, taking the opportunity to introduce Ryan to as many people as possible and telling them his story:

Along the way we ran into the RUF/NEKS, firing the pre-game ceremonial shotguns! Once they caught ear of Ryan’s story, they were more than happy to pose for a picture with him:

 

It just continued to get even more awesome from there. We ran into a couple of veteran Sooner Super-Fans! You may have seen them on TV at least every home game. Ryan has a lot to learn from these guys:

 

We couldn’t leave without a shot in front of the Gaylord Family – Oklahoma Memorial Stadium:

 

By now, I’m starting to feel like I’m on the losing end of this bet. Here is Ryan, falling into so many of these amazing Sooner football experiences and I’m not even sure he realizes how cool it is. That jerk.

We head home for dinner and to watch the game. Here he is enjoying his meal made with Sooner love, on Sooner plates, from Sooner cups on the Sooner table:

 

With a healthy dose of Sooner moving through his intestines, Ryan parks his self in his chair to watch the game:

 

Wait a second… Something is missing. Why is he all frowns?????

 

Ahhh, That’s better.

I have to admit this was a lot of fun for me and I’m even more eager to report that I caught Ryan enjoying his self and laughing once in a while throughout the day. Although I’m pretty sure he fears me on a deep level, I like to think he appreciates my sadistic behavior, no matter the lengths I will resort to. I love him for that. That being said… I’m just getting started baby!

Next week is going to be hilarious. Stay tuned.

I’ve also been toying with the idea of granting Ryan a bye week for a nominal price. For example, he can have one week of super-fan freedom if we were to dine-in at KFC and he yells out, “I ate the bones!” Okay, he can’t just yell that- he must sell it! A complete scene is required. Of course this will be filmed for your viewing pleasure. J 

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* A big THANK YOU to my mother for her many contributions!